A Snooty Thanksgiving

In keeping with the holiday tradition, a list of things even a snoot is thankful for…

  1. I do not work at Wal-Mart
  2. I do not live near a Wal-Mart
  3. I have no reason to visit a Wal-Mart, just like the other 364 days of the year
  4. I require no parking spaces today
  5. A day where marshmallows constitute an acceptable salad ingredient
  6. Twelve followers, just like Jesus
  7. Online retail
  8. Napping as an approved activity
  9. Pillsbury pie crusts
  10. Family, friends, health and a forum in which to out my inner snoot

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